Patrick McGinty's Goat [C] - Val Doonican [Verse] C Mr. Patrick McGinty, an Irishman of note, Dm Came into fortune and bought himself a goat. C Said he "sure o' goat's milk, I mean to have my fill" Dm C But when he got his nanny home, he found it was a bill. Now all the ladies that live in Killaloo, G They're all wearin' bustles like their mothers used to do. They [F*]each wear a [C*] bolster be[Dm*] neath their petti [C*]coats Dm G7 C And they leave the rest to providence and Paddy McGinty's goat. [Verse] C Mickey went to the races just t'other day, Dm He won a 20 dollar note and shouted, "Hip-hooray." C The goat, he came up just to see what he had got Dm C He opened up his mouth and he ate the whole lot. C "Call for the doctor," said Mickey with a jump. G They ran for the doctor and he brought a stomach pump. F C Dm C They [pumped and they pumped for the 20-dollar note, F G7 C But all they got was the other end of Paddy McGinty's goat. Verse C Well Paddy’s old goat had a wondrous appetite Dm One Morning for breakfast, he ate some dynamite C A big box of matches he swallowed all serene Dm C And washed it all down with a quart of kerosene C He sat by the fire ‘cause he didn't give a hang G He swallowed a spark and exploded with a bang [SLOWER]So [F*] when you get to [C*]heaven you can [Dm*] bet your bottom [C*] note F G7 C [FASTER] That the angel with the whiskers on is Paddy McGinty’s goat