Girl All The Bad Guys Want [C] - Bowling For Soup [Intro] picking riff or... [C] [F][G] x4 [Verse 1] C F G 8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' C F G To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. C F G Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring, C F G Am She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. |[Pre-Chorus] | G C F |And when she walks,All the wind blows and the angels sing. | Dm F |But she doesn't notice me! | |[Chorus] | C Dm |Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys | Em F |Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes | Dm Em |It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me | F Em |If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" | F G |As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want |[Repeat Intro] [Verse 2] C F G She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange C F G Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad C F G She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty C F G She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have |[Pre-Chorus] | G C F |And when she walks,All the wind blows and the angels sing. | Dm F |But she doesn't notice me! |[Chorus 2] | C Dm |Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys | Em F |Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes | C Dm |She likes 'em with a moustache Racetrack season pass | Em F |Drivin' in a Trans-Am Does a mullet make a man? | Dm Em |It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me | F Em |If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" | F G |As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want |[Repeat Intro] [Bridge] Am G There she goes again F Am With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair G F She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated G All I wanted was to see her naked! |[Chorus 3 soft strumming/picking] |Now I am watchin' [C] wrestling Tryin' to be a [Dm]tough guy |Listenin' to [Em] rap metal Turntables [F] in my eyes |I can't grow a [C] moustache And I ain't got no [Dm] season pass |All I got's a [Em] moped...moped....[F] moped..... (then back to normal!!) | Dm Em |It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me | F Em |If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" | F G |As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want | |[Repeat Intro riff] then finish on [C*]