Soap your arse [C] - When [C] I was just a [F] little bit bitty [C] girl Up[F] on my daddy's [C] knee He [F] used to [G] say my [C] darling dear Take [D] this advice from [G] me There's a [C] north of Ireland [C7] saying It is [F] old but it is [C] true When [F] things get tough and the [C] goings gets rough Here's [D] what you've got to [G] do Soap your [C] arse and slide [C7] backwards up a [F] rainbow Yes my [G] dear that is my advice to [C] you [G] Soap your [C] arse and slide [C7] backwards up a [F] rainbow Don't be sad or be [C] glum Put the soap to your [G] bum And the skies will turn [C] blue Now the years [C] pass by and some [F] people out [c] there Have a [F] world so full of [C] strife And they [F] asked us what's the [C] secret To a [D] long and happy [G] life They are [C] so filled up with [C7] sorrow And with [F] gloom they want to [C] cry They [F] feel so blue what [C] can they do? And [D] here is my re-[G]ply Soap your [C] arse And slide [C7] backwards up a [F] rainbow Yes you'll [G] find it's a very happy [C] ride [G] Soap you're [C] arse and slide [C7] backwards up a [F] rainbow All you need is some [C] hope And a fresh bar of [G] soap And a slippy back-[C]side Soap your [C] arse And slide [C7] backwards up a [F] rainbow Yes you'll [G] find it's a very happy [C] ride [G] Soap your [C] arse and slide [C7] backwards up a [F] rainbow All you need is some [C] hope And a fresh bar of [G] soap And a slippy back-[C]side