God Bless the Ukulele (Maggie) [C] [C] [C] [C] [Verse 1] You may [C] shovel down the happy pills and swill the Liquor [G7]daily... [G7] Nothing in this crazy world will beat the uku-[C] lele.... [C] Run around the honky tonk and chase the ladies [G7] gaily.... [G7] Nothing in this crazy world can beat the uku-[C] lele... [C7] Ah [Chorus] [F] Ukulele you, [C] Ukulele me [G7] Hand me down my uku-[C] lele [C7] [F] Ukulele Lou, [C] Ukulele [Am] Lee [G7] God bless the uku-[C] lele [Verse 2] [C] Some get off on loud guitars a-weepin an' a-[G7] waily... [G7] Nothing in this crazy world will beat the uku-[C] lele... [C] Some get off on dancin' to the fiddles at the [G7] Ceilidh... [G7] Nothing in this crazy world will beat the uku-[C] lele...[C7] Ah [Chorus] [F] Ukulele you, [C] Ukulele me [G7] Hand me down my uku-[C] lele [C7] [F] Ukulele Lou, [C] Ukulele [Am] Lee [G7] God bless the uku-[C] lele [Verse 3] [C] You may be a Palestinian or maybe an Is[G7]raeli... [G7] Nothing in this crazy world can beat the uku-[C]lele Does [C] fighting really do it now then does fighting do it [G7] really?... [G7] Nothing in this crazy world can beat the uku- [C] lele...[C7] Ah [Chorus] [F] Ukulele you, [C] Ukulele me [G7] Hand me down my uku-[C] lele [C7] [F] Ukulele Lou, [C] Ukulele [Am] Lee [G7] God bless the uku-[C] lele [Instrumental] [F] [F] [C] [C] [G7] [G7] [C] [C7] [F] [F] [C] [Am] [G7] [G7] [C] [C] [Chorus] [F] Ukulele you, [C] Ukulele me [G7] Hand me down my uku-[C] lele [C7] [F] Ukulele Lou, [C] Ukulele [Am] Lee [G7] God bless the uku-[C*] lele [G7*] [C*]