Parody on Never Gonna Give You Up - Rho McClure
Intro F G Em Am x4
F We're no strangers to G poo,
F I know the rules but Am you G forget.
F A full litterbox – it’s G overdue,
F You wouldn't get this from Am any other G pet
F I just wanna G tell you how I'm feline,
F Gotta make you G understand
Chorus
Never gonna Am wake you G up, Never gonna Em zoom Am around
Never gonna F creep you Gout and scare C you
Never gonna Am scratch the G chair, never gonna Em show I Am care
Never gonna F leave my G hair in your C shoe.
F Ooooooooh G wake you up
F Ooooooooh G wake you up
F I've had this diet G for so long,
F It's always been the Am Whiskas G food
F Outside, we both know what's been G going on,
F The neighbours fed me now Am it's no G good
F And if you G ask me - well I'm starving!
F Give me Tuna and I won’t G complain,
Chorus
Never gonna Am boke throw G up, Never gonna Em boss you Am around
Never gonna F kill a G mouse to C please you
Never gonna Am run G away, Never gonna Em sleep all Am day
Never gonna F drink or G spray in your C loo.
F Ooooooooh G boke Throw Up
F Ooooooooh G boke Throw Up
Acapella
I’ve had this cat tree for so long,
It cost a fortune but why would I play on it?
The box it came in was so strong,
You’re pissed off but I don’t give a shit
F And if you G ask me 'Who's A Good Boy?',
F Truth is.. Am I don't think G it's me...
Chorus
Always gonna Am scrab you G up, Always gonna Em let you Am down
Always gonna F lick my G bumhole in C front of you,
Always gonna Am sneeze in your G face, Always gonna Em climb the book Am case
Always gonna F be a disgrace G yes it's C true.
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